The Night Driver

Since I’m going to be taking care of very important business this Friday, I’m not going to be available to you for your weekly dose of bitterness. I know you expect high-quality content every single Friday without exception, because you’re greedy and needy. I know you all think I’m a creative genius, and you’re right, but genius takes time. So here I am on a Thursday, trying to get into Friday mode, and I don’t have the time to make this particular post a work of art. So, I’m sorry to tell you, but you don’t get my A+ effort on this one. For the first time ever, I’m not going to give you my full attention, my bitterest content or any effort. I’m going to give you some vanilla ice cream, but you’re not getting any nuts, Hershey’s syrup, or cool whip. This is salad without any dressing. In…